Author Archives: gadhra

Oh snap!

That’s right – under the wire yet again! You thought an entire year would go by without me posting? You were almost right, but whatever. You don’t have to be such a *dick* about it. Anyway, plenty of stuff going … Continue reading

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My Triumphant Return!

Weep! WEEEEEEEP! (that’s my encouraging you to weep from my triumphant return). I bet you thought it would be an entire year before I posted something here again. Well … you were almost right. It got awkward, I’m not going … Continue reading

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Big changes

Obviously, for those who know – there have been some pretty big changes around here. I’ve been mostly doing updates on Twitter, but my wife is a much better blogger than I am – you can find a lot of … Continue reading

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Dream Job

For those of you listening at home, I just wanted to share my dream job, listed here on craigslist. In case this is the future and that link no longer exists, or exists in some strange way that is uncomfortable, … Continue reading

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Octopus II – Electric Deathaloo

OK, so more octopode news (here’s a link to my other warnings) Maybe I need to start a new website called eightleggeddeath.com or something. Anyway, 2 more articles! My man Jim Mac sent me this one – to summarize, and … Continue reading

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Bye Bye Facebook

Don’t be alarmed – I haven’t unfriended you. But I have deleted my Facebook account. It’s nothing personal, I promise you – it just ended up being another avenue of ingress/egress that I felt like I didn’t need. Also, people … Continue reading

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Man time

Dear Reader, How have you been? Good, good. Seen any really great movies lately? Or … books, or something? OK, I lied. I don’t give a shit about any movies you’ve seen. I have something much more important to tell … Continue reading

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Happy 2009, Fuckers

So, first things first. 2009 is going to be awesome. Why? Because that will be the year that my wife gives birth to whatever world conqueror is the result of my potent seeds. That’s right, you sons-of-bitches. My wife is … Continue reading

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Our New Masters

People might think I’m crazy, but I think octopi are going to rule the fucking world. People might also think I’m crazy because I keep pelting cops with oreos, but I can assure you my latest avant garde art piece … Continue reading

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Bibliophagic Muse

Today, I spent $30 on paper. I don’t know why I did it – wait, that’s not true. I don’t want to say I know what I did it. But I know. I’m hoping my muse eats paper. See, I’ve … Continue reading

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