Monthly Archives: January 2009

Man time

Dear Reader, How have you been? Good, good. Seen any really great movies lately? Or … books, or something? OK, I lied. I don’t give a shit about any movies you’ve seen. I have something much more important to tell … Continue reading

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Happy 2009, Fuckers

So, first things first. 2009 is going to be awesome. Why? Because that will be the year that my wife gives birth to whatever world conqueror is the result of my potent seeds. That’s right, you sons-of-bitches. My wife is … Continue reading

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