Monthly Archives: June 2004

Unbelievably Foul

I don’t know if this is real, but what the fuck?!

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In the “You’ve Got To Be Fucking KIDDING ME Department”

What jackass would actually do this? Are you telling me for real that people are willing to put all their DNA and biometrics on file for the government to completely fuck with? Do you think they would be willing to … Continue reading

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Vacate the Fucking Premesis

Just a head’s up – I’m going to be on a cruise, and you’re not. Rest assured I won’t be thinking of you while I smoke a cigar and drink my snifter of brandy out on the veranda of my … Continue reading

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IE Users…

It was inevitable with all the MS security holes, but its finally come to pass – websites are infecting computers through holes in IE. “[I]nfectious Web sites are not just those of minor companies inhabiting the backwaters of the Web, … Continue reading

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Security … Last

I’ve been accused of being paranoid about my security, particularly in an electronoic medium. I am loathe to give out my email address, social security number, phone number, etc unless it’s to people I really know. Even this backfires on … Continue reading

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Mark, What Are You Doing in Germany?

T Wrex has come through again! I want to know – specifically, mind you – what these sword tricks actually are. I’m also curious if this dude actually lives in the forest, because that would be the best ever. He’d … Continue reading

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Fly like an eagle! Flyyyy… shit.

My man T Wrex put me onto this, a story that made me laugh so hard that I think I temporarily passed out, because I woke up on the floor. I know I shouldn’t laugh – that it’s a terrible … Continue reading

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Mad Ghetto Bootleg

Just a head’s up – my Jr. Developer Felix Zaslavskiy made up the term “Mad Bootleg” today, which we feel can be augmented by the addition of “Ghetto” in the middle. Ghetto inherits “Mad Bootleg,” you see. It’s genius. I … Continue reading

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A Great Light Has Gone Out

I regret to say that Ray Charles has passed away of liver disease. I always get kind of down when an artist passes away. Times are tough for dreamers, they say, and to see one of the Army of Lovers … Continue reading

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Sold American

It looks like my parents have sold their house, about 9 minutes after they put it on the market. This came as a bit of a surprise to them, but not to me and my wife – we were shocked … Continue reading

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