You NEED to update your blog tomorrow. I don’t care if all you do is rant about how much I bug you to update, there has to be something. Try dictating your blog entry to yourself via a voicemail you leave at work, when you are commuting tomorrow morning. Then all you have to do is transcribe it once you get to the office.
If you don’t, I will be forced to start writing updates for you, and Captain Wiggles won’t like that.
He won’t like it one FUCKING BIT!!