Monthly Archives: March 2004

Quiz time

I’ve created a little survey for you about dogs and cats. Hope you enjoy it. 1) Should you eat any of the following? __ Your poop __ Someone else’s poop __ A cough drop that’s big enough to get lodged … Continue reading

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I would have lent him the money

Dear Farmer AssMonkey, When you made modifications to this 200+ year old house, I’m sure you did these things with a mind towards pecuniary thriftness, so you could spend your hard earned cash on more overalls or that freaking assinine … Continue reading

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Xombies

Jordan Grafman Cognitive Neuroscience There are guys out there who can do Flash really, really well and, more importantly, they can make really, really awesome Flash movies about zombies. Let’s say they’ve hypothetically called this movie Xombie and then let’s … Continue reading

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erk!

Sean McIntosh of the New Fairfield McIntoshes turned 30 this weekend, and there was much rejoicing. Apparently, anyway, since I remember very little of it. We ended up at Boston Billiards, and I watched our crew of about a dozen … Continue reading

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Dork-O-Meter

I can’t remember if I blogged this before, but I seem to remember doing so. Anyway, it’s worth another look

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Pickchures

I added a little photo album to the website, so get over there and look, you bums. There’s the old pictures of the house in there, as well as new pictures of the doggie. I’ll let you know when I … Continue reading

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Alright, already

I’m going to post some pics of the dog, as soon as I can find my digital camera. I left it around my house somewhere, and now I have absolutely no idea where the hell it is. Just wanted to … Continue reading

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Doggie

We have received a boon from a stranger in the form of a doggie. He’s quite cute, as doggies are at this age, and he is named Basho, sticking to my long-standing tradition of naming our animals after Zen poets … Continue reading

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M.A.P Part II

You many not remember, but I encouraged you to put in for some money from the CD Companies. Well, if you didn’t, you’re a jerk. I have received a check for $13.86 from Mr. CD MAP Antitrust Litigation, paid out … Continue reading

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Helpful

You NEED to update your blog tomorrow. I don’t care if all you do is rant about how much I bug you to update, there has to be something. Try dictating your blog entry to yourself via a voicemail you … Continue reading

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