Monthly Archives: February 2004

The King Is Dead… Long Live the King

I’m afraid I am the bearer of bad tidings. Sean McIntosh’s father, William McIntosh, passed away this past weekend from complications arising from pneumonia. If you want to pass your condolences on to his widow Karen McIntosh, please drop me … Continue reading

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Stand in the sun and melt in the wind

I’m nursing quite a hangover today – let me just say that right off. Like a trooper, however, I made it into work to reap my reward of…I’m not quite sure what the reward is. Maybe it’s money or something. … Continue reading

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I’m back

Back in this hell-hole of a country, working in this hell-hole of a state. I wish I was dead.

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Viva l’Italia!

Someone’s going to Italy. I’m betting it’s not you. Instead, I’m going to bet it’s me, and that I’m going to have fun, and this is going to be the week that your dog dies and you get fired from … Continue reading

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By popular request

I’m sending this out for the mighty Korzak, who plaintively wrote me this morning to publish on this. He’s getting it in the evening but, hey, at least he’s getting it. It would appear that good ol’ Dubya is planning … Continue reading

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I feel better

It’s cool, everyone. Your worry is completely unfounded. The outsourcing of your jobs to other countries is GOOD You see, it’s very simple. “Outsourcing is just another form of trade…”, the kind of trade where you get to eat left-over … Continue reading

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Half empty

I’ve been saying this for awhile. You have no reason to be optimistic. About anything. The current administration? The state of our rain forests? Cancer? Your optimism will not save you. bwaha. BWAHA. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

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Another Story in the Big City

Many of you have probably been wondering what happened to Danbury legend Nyarlathotep (we called him The Crawling Chaos back in the day). For those of you who only knew him from his starring role in the local television show … Continue reading

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Adam’s Response

I wanted to post Adam’s response to balance things out a bit. He had emailed me wondering why on earth I hadn’t hit him up on the email link he’s got on the bottom of the page. In truth, I … Continue reading

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Port Knocking

Pretty interesting article on Port Knocking over on ye ol’ Slashdot today. For you techies out there. Also, Adam Greenfield (mentioned in my 1/30/04 post) wrote me back (thanks to Korzak for getting ahold of him for me); an eloquent … Continue reading

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