Work Bl0wz0rz Redux

You should always have the day after a holiday off. Feh. I drove in this morning from CT and I’ve regretted it ever since.

So, how was your Christmas? Mine was good; thanks for asking, you inconsiderate asshole. I got some pretty decent l3wt this year, among it Prince of Persia, some butcher knives for stabbing people, some kickass boots, a pizza stone (what’s up now?), and a goddamn cruise. I’m sure you’re all eating your hearts out *right now*. And, quite frankly, that’s what Christmas is all about.

I completely glutted myself on pork this year; ham, bacon, sausage, more ham. So yummy. I think I gained about a million, billion pounds, however, and I’ve been thinking of stealing Granholm’s idea and putting a little weight counter on the side, so if you don’t lose weight the whole world makes fun of you and you end up dangling from the end of an electrical cord with a note that says “I’m fat and the world is full of food.” So, maybe not.

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