Monthly Archives: December 2003

Binary

If you don’t want to translate Korzak’s binary crap, here it is! *********** It is my greatest hope that some day in my lifetime, the technology will be available to transfer human consciousness to a machine. host That is to … Continue reading

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Happy New Year

The last post of 2003. *sigh* It makes me go a big rubbery one. I wanted to write a bunch of deep stuff about the passing of this year into the next one, and the pit-pat of sand in the … Continue reading

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Work Bl0wz0rz Redux

You should always have the day after a holiday off. Feh. I drove in this morning from CT and I’ve regretted it ever since. So, how was your Christmas? Mine was good; thanks for asking, you inconsiderate asshole. I got … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas

We’re planning on working on our house this Christmas, the gift which (apparently) just keeps on giving. I’d like to take a moment and step away from the usual vitriolic misanthropy and left-wing political platitudes that I usually espouse on … Continue reading

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SPAAAAAAAAAACCE!

Tomorrow, a spacecraft will be touching down on the Isidis Plaintia of Mars (if all goes well). The Beagle 2 (named after Darwin’s famous ship that bore him to the Galapagos Islands) will be searching for signs of present or … Continue reading

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pr0n

I got this letter from Scooter McP: “…you need more porn. [P]orn on the internet is going to be huge and you want to get in on the ground floor.” As you know, we aim to please “[y]ou should put … Continue reading

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Sieg Haus!

It’s a done deal, gentle readers. That’s right. On 12/18/03, I bought a lovely house on seven acres of DEAR GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE!! DID WE KEEP THE RECEIPT?! OK, that’s over with. Since the purchase of this house, … Continue reading

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YOU…SHALL NOT…PASS!

I’m seeing a screening of the Return of the King tonight in an undisclosed location. You’re not invited. In addition: AIEEEEEEEE!!!

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Take note

I’m going to be changing my email address soon. I get about 100 messages a day, and at least 90 of them are spam. The straw that broke the camel’s back? This piece of fucking CHRISTIAN spam I got today. … Continue reading

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Supplies are low; we’ve eaten the sled dogs

Jamie’s 30th birthday was this weekend. I just wanted to throw that out there so you know what’s up. As you may or may not know, it snowed a shit-ton this weekend – first snow of the year, I might … Continue reading

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