Richard the Fucking Stupid-Hearted Goddamn Idiot

Did you read this? Seriously, what the flying horse fuck?! I know this guy is a retired special forces dude ie. a fucking lunatic, but someone should probably have warned him that sowing hatred based on a vitriolic diatribe about a “Holy War” is probably not the best way to go. I thought I maybe a temporal rift had opened up at my desk and I had been sucked back 900 years to the goddamn Crusades, until I realized I still had electricity.

I feel like I’ve been taking crazy pills all week. Korzak emailed me to ask me who turned the world upside down, and I didn’t have an answer.

I swear to god, if there’s no traffic on the Garden State Parkway tonight, I know I’ve entered another dimension. Hopefully it’s one where I have super powers!

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