Monthly Archives: October 2003

Ghosts and Goblins

Before I forget – Happy Halloween from Jack Chick, everyone!

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Victory!

Our mortgage has been approved, and I have a nasty feeling I’ve now been roped into a life of indentured servitude to the bank. I wanted to give a big “shout out” to all of you who emailed me with … Continue reading

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My Tummy Hurts

When they deny my mortgage application, I hope they send a gorillagram with big red balloons that read “Fuck No!” Also, I’d like you to play the best game EVER Finally, I’ve decided I need some sort of theme: some … Continue reading

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Fuzzy Logic

“Logic dictates that if evolutionism is true and the eye was built incrementally over time from nothing to its present state of functional wholeness, then it must have at some point in the past been only half of an eye.” … Continue reading

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Richard the Fucking Stupid-Hearted Goddamn Idiot

Did you read this? Seriously, what the flying horse fuck?! I know this guy is a retired special forces dude ie. a fucking lunatic, but someone should probably have warned him that sowing hatred based on a vitriolic diatribe about … Continue reading

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Dorks

LARPers lead the way in the world’s geekiest hobbies. We’re number one!

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Mactacular

I’m going to geek out for a second, so please bear with me. Slashdot is reporting on a very interesting article on a benchmark test between the Mac G5 and the Athlon 64. PC World took the G5 to task … Continue reading

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What Would Jesus Do? Die of AIDS!

It’s funny – you’ve got nothing to write about for an entire week, and all of a sudden things come crawling out of the woodwork. Have you clicked on and read that article? Good. Because that story is so goddamn … Continue reading

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Just Sign Here

God, I haven’t updated in a week. I suck. I feel like nothing particularly fascinating has been going on – the purchasing of the house (or The House as it will henceforth be known) has consumed all of my mental … Continue reading

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Tastes Like Burning

I’ve been half busy, half depressed lately, which doesn’t lend itself well to blogging. I’m going to throw some links out there for you to amuse yourselves with. Get to amusing!! I think Ronald McDonald is a pimp I’m too … Continue reading

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