Christmas Time

Please make note that Christmas is fast approaching, and you should start thinking about what gifts to give me now. I didn’t receive many of last year’s gifts, but that is OK; this year I’m sure you’ll be different, and you’ll all get a goddamn clue and give me what I demand.

Let me help you out here by starting you out with this little tidbit. Please note that there are 3 pages of Cthulhu plush dolls here, and that I have a particular desire for the Cthulhu hand puppet, because I’ve always wanted to shove my hand up an eldritch god’s ass and make him talk.

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