Monthly Archives: August 2003

Cry Havoc

Unless you’ve been under some sort of rock lately, you know that Earth and Mars are closer together than they have been since 57,537 B.C. or will be again until August 29th, 2287. Like poking a giant anthill made completely … Continue reading

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Google Broken?

Some interesting buzz out there – is google’s PageRank system broken? I’ve been having some trouble coaxing answers out of it lately. Some info here, here, and of course here (check the bottom of the page for the latest info).

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A Great Day for Fascism Democracy

Wow! A new bill called VICTORY, (hold the irony) proposed by the office of Orrin Hatch to go after “drug dealers” by eroding our rights even more? How can I cast my vote for *that* little gem? Oh, I can’t … Continue reading

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holy *crap*

OK, last thing for today. Been playing with something that’s blowing my mind. The Wayback Machine Type in a website to see cached copies for *years* of a site. I was able to recover some perl scripts I wrote (and … Continue reading

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Zak And Sam Interview – Found!

I found the Zak and Sam interview, with the help of the Lza. I first read this almost 2 years ago, and almost died because it’s so mind blowing. Here’s one of my favorite samples: Zak: It’s like the whole … Continue reading

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Fun With Google

I got this idea from Korzak and I’ve been talking to the Googoracle. Talking to the Googoracle is easy – just go to Google, type in a question or phrase, and hit the “I Feel Lucky” button. The Googloracle will … Continue reading

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I Wish I Was Dead

I’m feeling sorry for myself today so I typed “I Wish I Was Dead” into google and got returned this site, which has a tombstone on it with an epitaph that I want on *my* tombstone, except I want mine … Continue reading

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OJ Hell (not the running back)

I’ve been having trouble opening my morning orange juice lately. The OJ comes in one of those 10 oz. cartons you used to get milk in when you went to elementary school before they replaced them with miniature “recyclable” plastic … Continue reading

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The Bumble Snowman

Korzak and I have been discussing lately that the Japanese have been going buck crazy with what we affectionately call “science”. Glow-in-the-dark worms. Pigs made out of spinach. Flesh-eating Robots. Sushi. The list goes on and on. Add another to … Continue reading

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You Know What’s Great?

When your ISP turns register_globals off without telling you, crashing just about all your clients’ sites, and you’re at a conference and there are tons of frantic phonecalls on your machine. I fucking LOVE that, love it so much I … Continue reading

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