Monthly Archives: June 2003

This is Just To Say

I was reminded of this poem by William Carlos Williams today for absolutely no reason at all. I found out that Mr. Williams was from Rutherford, NJ, and thus deserves double mention; for being a cool poet, and for being … Continue reading

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Stupidest Spam. Ever

I’d like you to take a look at the funniest spam I have ever received. I’ve changed nothing except deleted the links to this shitty spammers site. [BEGIN SPAM] Hey! I have funny story for you Stefan! ===================================== -How do … Continue reading

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Dirt McGirt

I’ve just heard a rumor that Dirt McGirt aka Big Baby Jesus aka Ol’ Dirty Bastard is going to have a reality TV show. I’ll keep you posted.

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Not Guilty

This website eradicates all the fear and loathing I had for Martha Stewart. She’s innocent after all! She didn’t collude, she “simply returned a call from my stockbroker.” It wasn’t insider trading, it was the authorization of “a sale of … Continue reading

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Back On Your Heads

So, I’m back at work today, armed with my Halls Honey-Lemon Pieces of Goodness and a whole pile of tea. Everyone keeps looking at me like I have the plague or something. I think they’re afraid that I’m going to … Continue reading

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Illness

So I’ve been feeling crappy. I went to the gym on Friday last week, and then stayed up late on Saturday, and by Sunday I had a fever. I have many news items for you but almost no energy to … Continue reading

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