Not Guilty

This website eradicates all the fear and loathing I had for Martha Stewart. She’s innocent after all! She didn’t collude, she “simply returned a call from my stockbroker.” It wasn’t insider trading, it was the authorization of “a sale of my remaining shares in a biotech company called ImClone [that just HAPPENED to go belly up the next day!].”

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