Works Every Time

I’m on a quest to find the Colt 45 commerical with Billie Dee Williams, and he’s totally pimping down this street and there’s all these dogs barking – all like “Woof!” and shit – and he’s just strolling, not batting an eye, and he totally gets to the end and looks into the camera and is like “works every time,” all smooth.

I didn’t find the commerical yet. But I did find this smoothness test. And this Star Wars rap page (featuring “When I’m on the mic//The girlies wanna flizz-irt//But I tell ‘em chill//Like a DQ Blizzard.”).

Anyway, if anyone has a copy of this commercial, or has ever come across it, please email me

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