5 reasons I’m drinking before 9am today

1. More people tried to vote for American fucking Idol than in the presidential election
2. The Texans are shredding public-access documents.
3. Fat-assed J-Lo is remaking Flashdance
4. No one is willing to forgive the Dixie Chicks for not liking that no talent ass-clown Bush the Lesser
5. More people tried to vote for American fucking Idol than in the presidential election

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