Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie…

I’m bored and depressed, so I figured I’d give you a quiz to see if anyone out there is listening.

These are quotes from movies. The person who emails me with the most correct answers wins a prize. Please note that when I say “prize”, it’s the same as saying “jack shit.”

Here are some hints:
1) They are all from movies that big dorks would like
2) None of them are from Monty Python. I have my pride.

1. “The walls in the 53rd precinct were bleeding…”
2. “Hovitos are near; poison’s still fresh, 3 days. They’re following us.”
3. “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.”
4. “How could they cut the power, man? They’re animals!”
5. “I’m also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, mmmkay?”
6. “It’s immoral to let a sucker keep his money”
7. “We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold”
8. “But I was going into Tashi station to pick up some power converters!”
9. “It’s 2,886 miles to San Francisco, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses”
10. “We used to read pornography; now it was the Horchow Collection.”
11. “How about Global Thermonuclear War?”
“Wouldn’t you prefer a nice game of chess?”
12. “This, for example, was under ‘H’ for ‘Toy'”
13. “I’m a zit! Get it?”
14. “Do not try and bend the spoon. That’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth”
15. “Of course that’s your contention; you’re a first year grad student. You just got finished reading some Marixian historian…”
16. “The Korova milkbar served milk plus. Milk plus vellocet, or synth-a-mesc, or Drencrom, which was what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.”
17. “Tragedy tomorrow; comedy tonight!”
18. “Ezekiel 25:17 – The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men”
19. “From Portugal, the Lippizaner stallions, the most highly trained horses in the world. They’re all white”
20. “Before I go, I’ve got something to say. It’s better to burn out than fade away!”

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