Monthly Archives: March 2003

Operation: Piss Off The Planet

Just when I thought there was nothing to write about, the Onion did a war issue. That’s all for today.

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Stephen Mocking

Let me apologize to my readership for the oafishness of the statements below. Teleportation? Please. I think I’ve already made it clear that this is not the way to go. On a more serious note, the Mac Daddy is in … Continue reading

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Tha Yeehaw Jihad

So, there’s this war on. Not really much to say about it. Which is why I’ve been trying to see if I can develop my latent telekinetic abilities. You know what I’m saying. You’re on the couch, and you really … Continue reading

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Godot

So, I was sitting on my couch this morning reading Newsweek; this guy my mother-in-law takes care of had given us a bunch of them and I figured I’d check them out. I don’t know if you know this, but … Continue reading

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The Fall of Western Civilization – Part I

I have a feeling this is going to be a multi-part series. 1) Funkmaster Flex has himself a new shoe: the FMF-1 Driving Shoe (pictured here). According to the article, the shoe has a “sleek, lowered and tricked out TPR … Continue reading

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Un-be-goddamn-LIEV-able

OK, things have officially gotten out of hand. Seriously, people; I think we need to get a grip. I can’t believe how much corporations are manipulating our stalwart and highly educated representatives, using their considerable monetary influence to get them … Continue reading

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Vonnegut

Got this from ADawg; worth a look-see. There’s an internal link to another interview, too.

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My new vow… to you

You may have been wondering where I’ve been lately. Many people may think I’ve been with their collective moms; there’s some truth in that. But in reality, I’ve been over here, caressing and stroking my new business and hoping like … Continue reading

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